grab the horns by the bull.

if you can't join'em, beat'em.

i've been in these shoes before.

my pencil and paper never crash.

corrupt bits may lead to an infected socket.

i'm feeling short-hindsighted lately.

the voices in my head don't say much.

the easiest way to see if someone is a murderer is to provoke them.

the mouth is faster than the foot. (foot-breath)

i see the darkness at the end of the tunnel.

trouble comes in two's. how about a threesome?

the dirty bird gets the worm.

fidelity is a button on the stereo.

in the cheese factory, everyone is equal.

P.C. alternative to Sex, Drugs and Rock'n'Roll:
-masturbation, vitamins, and new-age music.

she's poetry in stagnation.

chaste makes waste.

beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

i drink, therefore I am.

who needs enemies with weapons like these.

intelligence is a burden. wisdom is a chalice.

i may not have everything, but i have everything else...

the thing about educated people is - they're all the same.

Hormone Replacement Therapy: Three points at half-time.

People like you are hard to find! -Go on, get lost!

keep busy or have time taken away from you. 

a bird in the bush is worth two from the hand.

out of normalcy came no great invention. 

She goes like a lawn mower. Just don't get under her. 

let's go nowhere.

Find the darkness in the dark. (Find the dark in the darkness?)

You aren't complete without a past.

The ignorant are the foot soldiers of consumerism.

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